Before you mistake me for running away from home or something on similar lines, you care clearly mistaken.I'm going off on holidays!
Yes, after four years of being stuck in the large island down under, I'm flying off to the People's Replublic of China tomorrow.
Don't miss me.
I'll try blog when I can, though I can't guarantee.
Thus, this might be my last blog for a while.
Savour it while you can.
While I'm away make sure you be good boys and girls.
Don't do things that I would I do.
P.S. Pray for my safe return
China can be quite horrifying, you know.